As fun as it is, it's not a joke. Create the wedding you really want. Or renew your vows. Hell, get divorced! How about a beautiful ceremony overlooking the Golden Gate Bridge from Land's End, the most rugged stretch of San Francisco coast? Or any of dozens of unique, inspiring spots?

I'll pack a picnic, champagne and we're off. Whatever you like. Offbeat, irreligious yet serious sermon supplied. Bring the license or let's pass County Records en route.

Very reasonable prices and a great launch guaranteed.

Golden Gate Bridge from Land's End

Marin Headlands (Panorama)

Marin Headlands Picnic Area (Panorama)

Bernal Heights